baconnnnnnn

sarcastic-snowflake:

So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months now, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.”  tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work. 

baconnnnnnn
anacondom:

palyk:

chrischaractercollection:

reallylameblog:

martymcflyinthefuture:

Today is the day Marty McFly goes to the future!

Where is my hoverboard

I just have to reblog this because this is LITERALLY a once in a lifetime thing and I need it on my blog. 

Shoutouts to tumblr user martymcflyinthefuture for having a photoshopped pic for every day McFly goes into the future for almost a year now
One year of nothing but photoshopped pics of the same thing with different dates for ~10 months, and people STILL think they’re legit lmao

im screaming

anacondom:

palyk:

chrischaractercollection:

reallylameblog:

martymcflyinthefuture:

Today is the day Marty McFly goes to the future!

Where is my hoverboard

I just have to reblog this because this is LITERALLY a once in a lifetime thing and I need it on my blog. 

Shoutouts to tumblr user martymcflyinthefuture for having a photoshopped pic for every day McFly goes into the future for almost a year now

One year of nothing but photoshopped pics of the same thing with different dates for ~10 months, and people STILL think they’re legit lmao

im screaming

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wriest:

wriest:

wriest:

wriest:

Teen gay works at Christian daycare undercover as teen hetero

This just in! Teen gay has been discovered by boss! Teen gay continues charade nonetheless!

While on this topic, I’d like to remind everyone that in my state and many others you may still be fired for your sexual orientation. Cool, right?

Teen gay gets called into boss’s office and told he has nothing to worry about because boss’s best friend is gay and why would she care anyway! All is well with teen gay!

wriest:

wriest:

wriest:

wriest:

Teen gay works at Christian daycare undercover as teen hetero

This just in! Teen gay has been discovered by boss! Teen gay continues charade nonetheless!

While on this topic, I’d like to remind everyone that in my state and many others you may still be fired for your sexual orientation. Cool, right?

Teen gay gets called into boss’s office and told he has nothing to worry about because boss’s best friend is gay and why would she care anyway! All is well with teen gay!